An ol’ timey man
taking ol’ timey turds
on an ol’ timey John
yells ol’ timey words,
hooch and bean shooter and peepers and scram,
choice bit of calico, wet, on the lam,
blotto, and meat hooks, grifter, and moll,
bunch of fives, wise guy, taking the fall,
mickey finn, heavy wet, stinko, rot gut,
chicago overcoat, g-man, lit up,
kibosh, and clip joint, and lunger, and fag,
quiff, and dead hoofer, and gasper and canned.
Then the ol’ timey man
wipes his ol’ timey ass
in his ol’ timey house
near Sepulveda Pass.